SMOOCH! Malta wants you to do THIS in its airport

It’s true! According to Malta’s official airport page, the Maltese have done all they can to ensure that passengers at Malta International Airport can have “longer hugs and lingering kisses.”*

They even post a picture (our featured image) of a woman grasping a man’s face with an octopus-like squid grip that, according to leading analysts, is a deliberately provocative sexual stance.

Should Malta’s airport come with a warning for children? Let us know what you think!

*Note: based on photographic evidence, the Maltese exhortation to get frisky in the terminal may not apply to Maltese dogs as well.